Weird Wizard is some crazy misguided side of me that burst forth onto your very screen. This will reflect the workings of my mind and believe you me... that is not for the weak of constitution. Face it some people just cant handle some stuff. If your one of them then- run run away as fast as your stubby little legs can carry you go gooooooooooo- For those who can handle it enjoy the show. Now dance with me Lois, dance with me!

January 12, 2005 1:39

Dear Diary,

The killer monkeys are getting close.  I dont know how long we could hold them off. We're all getting restless and I think the pregnant girl is bleeding...oops, wrong page. Hey everyone! For the 5 of you that will ever come to visit me, I would like to thank you for accidentally coming to this page. Now this is the first website i've ever done so dont be too harsh but i'll really appreciate it if you sign my guestbook and tell me what you think. There isnt very much here right now, but i'll have more soon and then after that, spaghetti and macaroni and rice cakes, hoooorayyy! Oh and i'll also have some anime websites coming up soon. The first one will be an Inuyasha site soo look for it. Wierd wizard, signing off!

Oh no! the monkey's have found the window... i see a crowbar and a couple toothpicks...